JAKARTA, KOMPAS.com – Bloodhound Gang, grup band punk rock asal Amerika Serikat membawakan lagu “Whys Everybody Always Pickin on Me” pada 1996 silam.
Lagu berdurasi 3,20 menit itu dirilis The Bloodhound Gang lewat album mereka yang bertajuk One Fierce Beer Coaster.
Berikut lirik dan chord lagu “Whys Everybody Always Pickin on Me” milik The Bloodhound Gang:
Baca juga: Lirik dan Chord Lagu I Hope You Die - Bloodhound Gang
[Intro]
N.C.
Why is everybody always pickin' on me?
Fm Bb Fm Bb
Fm Bb Fm
Bb
The morn' the morn' the morn'
[Verse]
Fm Bb
The morn' that I was born my old man beat up the doctor
Fm Bb
He clocked the doctor 'cause the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca
Fm Bb
The doctor said sir you're misled sir which infers you mistook me
Fm Bb
I did not mean your lovely wife was shackin' up with a wookie
Fm Bb
What I mean is Wolverine is less hairy than your son
Fm Bb
He's looks like Chewie (Baba Booey Baba Booey) and Hong Kong Phooey all in one
Fm Bb
To put it mild your new-born child's completely nutty fu-fu lookin'
Fm Bb
I'd shove him back into the oven until he is done cookin'
[Chorus]
Fm
But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
Bb
'Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne
Fm
But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
Bb
Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983
Fm
But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
Bb
'Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee
Fm
But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
Bb
'Cause you're white but you got a nose like Bill Cosby
[Verse 2]
Fm
Why's everybody always pickin' on me?
Bb
Always pickin' and rippin' apart poor ol' Jimmy Pop Ali
Fm b
I got a schnoz like the 'Cos' but there's a lot more wrong with you
Bb
So back me up Bill (Yea and you're ugly too)
Fm
So what if I brush my teeth with a piece of cheddar cheese
Bb
Or where a fish net shirt by Chams with my Sergio Valentia jeans
Fm
And my mirror never lies but it always verifies
Bb
I got more cheese and pepperoni than a homemade pizza pie
Fm
You compare me to a Mon chichi but I don't understand
Bb
Why I'm scorned like I'm deformed (like the Elephant Man)
Fm
And yea I took my mom to the prom but hey she asked me first
Bb
But at least this time I didn't find my date in the back of a hearse
Fm
About as popular with the girls with Englebert Humperdink
Bb
And that might be 'cause everybody calls me Shrinky Dink
Fm
I know I'm known as Polaroid I'm not a total retard
Bb
It's cause I'm done in sixty seconds and you'll still want it enlarged
[Chorus 2]
Fm
But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
Bb
'Cause ya wore velor flares until the late Eighties
Fm
But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
Bb
'Cause you run like a girl and sit down to pee
Fm
But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
Bb
'Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady
Fm
But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
Bb
You took your mom to the prom but still got lucky
[Bridge]
D
Like that episode where Gilligan gets sick of being teased
D
And he breaks into the professor's lab and makes some LSD
D
Peaks freaks and eats the skipper's brains
D
Then beats ginger with coconuts as Mr. Howell and Lovey burn alive inside their grass hut
G
Oh he'll kill again that Gilligan they he should of let him be
G
And like a postal clerk I'll go berserk if you don't stop teasing me
G
See the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
G
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
G
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
G
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
G
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
G
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
G
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
G
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
G
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
G
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
G
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
G
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
[Chorus 3]
Fm
But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
Bb
'Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne
Fm
But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
Bb
Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983
Fm
But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
Bb
'Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee
Fm
But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
Bb
'Cause you're white but you got a nose like Bill Cosby
[Chorus 4]
Fm
But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
Bb
'Cause ya wore velor flares until the late Eighties
Fm
But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
Bb
'Cause you run like a girl and sit down to pee
Fm
But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
Bb
'Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady
Fm
But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
Bb
'Cause no one likes you monkey boy
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